Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Time For Back To School AND A GIVEAWAY!!



The Kids are headed back to school and I bet there are a bunch of lonely dolls out there. We hope to cheer them all up with this Great back to school give-away!
To enter you need to leave a comment below with a joke. Two entries per household and the giveaway will end on September 17th at 9pm PST.
This is what we've put together for you!! First is a sweet little dress with GREAT red boots... every doll needs a back to school outfit. You will also get a red wool coat with gray wool mittens and a red back pack with a black scottie dog button!... gotta have a way to carry your stuff!! Make sure to leave your email address so I can contact you if you're the winner ;-)

xoxoxoxxo
reggie (and Hillary too)

UPDATE

Thank you all soooo very much for the jokes! You kept me smiling and laughing! We will do this again soon!!

Random.org had choosen our winner!!

Janice said...
What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs?Still no ideer!(how many people groaned after those ones??) :)Thanks, Reggie for the great giveaway!
September 7, 2010 6:24 PM

82 comments:

  1. ok ok, What do you call a fish with no eyes?
    A fsh

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  3. How did the farmer fix his jeans ?
    With a cabbage patch

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  4. Haha, forgot the joke!!!

    Q: How do you know when a dog has been naughty?
    A: It leaves a little poodle on the carpet!

    Ok, that was really hard to find a clean one!!

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  5. Reggie,
    This would be a perfect gift! I Love it! Here goes: What did the skeleton say to the bartender?


    I'll have a beer and a MOP!

    miaromero@hotmail.com

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  6. What did the ocean say to the sun? Nothing- it just waved.

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  7. What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom

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  8. What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    RRRRRRRR!!!!

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  9. What is the difference between boogers and broccoli?

    Kids don't eat broccoli

    julievil@gmail.com

    and my birthday is this month so boy howdy this would be nice

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  10. Adorable Reggie!!!!
    What a way to welcome back school!!!
    ahilliker@comcast.net

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  11. Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double-crosser.

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  12. so cute! i love the outfit! this was my favorite knock knock joke when i was a kid:

    Knock knock!
    Who's there?
    Boo.
    Boo who?
    Don't cry! It's only a joke!

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  13. So cute!
    What did one wall tell the other?
    "let's meet on the corner!"
    :)

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  14. LOL!
    ok, here's my 6 yo's current fave joke:

    why did the spider cross the computer?

    to get on his website.

    heh heh. :)

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  15. Love this set!

    Here's my joke, Where do cows go on Saturday night?

    To the mooooooooovies:)

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  16. What do you call a blind Bambi?
    No ideer!

    janicey2k@hotmail.com

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  17. When I went to Starbucks, they lied. It wasn't Starbucks. It was four bucks.

    kilbreath@rogers.com

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  18. What do you call a blind Bambi with no legs?
    Still no ideer!

    (how many people groaned after those ones??) :)

    Thanks, Reggie for the great giveaway!

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  19. what do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

    A woolly jumper :)

    ichanney@hotmail.com

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  20. Okay, Since I am a teacher and return to school tomorrow as well, here is an old one...

    ?: Why did the teacher have crossed eyes?
    A: Because she couldn't control her pupils!

    (here's hoping that it is not prophetic!)

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  21. oops I forgot my email addy.... aimeejenette (at) hotmail (dot) com

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  22. Why do ghosts shiver and moan? A. It's drafty under that sheet

    tiamcfarlane@hotmail.com

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  23. Ok so these are jokes my kids said to put :)
    Q: What do you call a dog thats sweaty?
    A: A HOT dog

    And yeah for ending the contest on my bday :)
    brittney.thurston@yahoo.com

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  24. Why did the foal cough?
    Because he was a little horse!

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  25. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


    tiamcfarlane@hotmail.com

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  26. Here's are 2nd
    Q:What does a soda drink when it's sick?
    A: Coff-ee

    brittney.thurston@yahoo.com
    This is fun for both me and my kids lol :)

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  27. You know you are old when: going braless pulls all the wrinles from your face :)
    Juliekimble AT yahoo DOT com

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  28. Super cute! Here is my back to school joke:

    What kind of food do maths teachers eat?

    Square meals!

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  29. What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?
    Lots of blood tests!

    Sweet little outfit - the weather is cooling here and Emma would love to wrap up in that coat!
    jenbrent74@hotmail.com

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  30. Oh so cute!!!
    Why was six afraid of seven?
    Because seven eight nine!!!
    sweetberries4(at)live.com

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  31. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these colors yourself! Linda
    Grandparents Day - September 12
    email: tarle49@gmail.com

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  32. Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

    A: A pouch potato ;-)

    Cute little outfit, Reggie!
    from, Morgan Blackwell
    traciblkwel@gmail.com

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  33. Q: How do you shoot a killer bee?

    A: With a Bee Bee Gun

    from, Rachel Blackwell
    traciblkwel@gmail.com

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  34. Reggie- these are so cute! What a perfect back to school outfit!!

    "If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.

    After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.

    "Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.

    "Well, actually I don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."

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  35. Crocheted Dolls


    A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years.They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets
    from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or
    ask her about. For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover. In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife's bedside. She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000. He asked her about the contents. "When we were to be married,"
    she said, "my grandmother told me the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should
    just keep quiet and crochet a doll." The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness. "Honey," he said, "that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?"
    "Oh," she said, "that's the money I made from selling the dolls."

    cassie_ixoye@yahoo.com

    -How generous and thank you! Lovely to share some giggles! :)
    Cassie A.

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  36. Wow, these are great prizes and the jokes are really making me giggle! I would love to enter to win, but not sure I have a good joke... let's see.

    How about if I tell you something funny my toddler does?

    At night, she wants Ellia, her Bamboletta, to 'knock' on her bedroom door. Then she pushes Ellia in the rocking chair for about 30 seconds. Then she to get in bed, while Ellia 'climbs' into the crib while 'holding' a Manhattan Toys bird house toy. Then my daughter will fall asleep. Sometimes.

    :-)

    Thanks for the giveaway! Sorry I couldn't think of a funny joke. I think I used all my jokes at your last giveaway. I need to come up with some new ones.

    PS, this is deborah b from FB.

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  37. What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?
    She went to sea a movie.

    Is this open to international followers?
    jenninbrissy@gmail.com

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  38. What a great giveaway!

    Knock Knock...
    Who's There?
    Woo...
    Woo Who?
    Woo Who, don't get so excited about this Knock Knock Joke!

    ishok9@huntel.net Kristina Churchill

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  39. So cute!

    A mushroom walks into a bar and is promptly asked to leave to which he responds, "But why?! I'm a fungi!"

    iact2@ hotmail.com

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  40. What did Sushi A say to Sushi B?
    Was-a-bi?

    dbushus@yahoo.com

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  41. A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

    He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

    She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

    He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

    The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."

    The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

    The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

    'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

    The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

    cassie.tyler@hotmail.com

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  42. Does this count as a joke? I saw it on a marquee outside a restaurant in a VERY small town ...

    "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"

    Not sure what's on their menu, but you can bet I wouldn't eat there!!

    vanslotm at hotmail dot com

    Shelly Gudmunsen on fb

    Thanks, Regg!!

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  43. Love the little red riding hood coat! Swoon!!

    A panda walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a sandwich. The waiter brings him a sandwich and he eats it. Then the panda gets out a gun and shoots the waiter. As he's walking out the door, the bartender yells, "Hey buddy, why did you kill my waiter?"

    The panda says,"I'm a panda, man. Look it up!"
    So the bartender goes to a dictionary and looks up PANDA, and he reads:
    Panda: a small black and white bear, indigenous to northern China, eats shoots and leaves.

    lindajordantodd@hotmail.com
    Thanks Reggie!!

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  44. What do you call bees who give milk?

    Boobees!

    jonathan.guzzo@gmail.com

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  45. Hi Reggie
    Okay, here is my favourite joke:
    Why did the skeleton burp?
    Because he didn't have the guts to fart :D
    Thanks, Lisa
    wilkinsonkl@netspace.net.au

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  46. What did the snail say as it rode on the turtle's back?

    Wheeeeeeeeeeee!

    tonemanv@gmail.com

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  47. Cinemuck = popcorn, candy and pop that covers the floors of movie theaters

    kiwisincanada@rogers.com

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  48. What did the skeleton say when he sat down for dinner?!?


    BONE-appetit!!!!!

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  49. Knock, Knock!
    Who's there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita another knock-knock joke like I need a hole in the head!

    meredith.mcbee@gmail.com

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  50. From my 4 year old:
    Why did the chicken cross the playground?

    To get the other slide :-)

    mlpastryfox@verizon.net

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  51. Dog Property Rules
    1. If I like it, it's mine.
    2. If its in my mouth, it's mine.
    3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
    4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
    5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
    6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway.
    7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.
    8. If I saw it first, it's mine.
    9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.
    10. If its broken, it's yours.

    hedder (at) rocketmail.com
    or Heather Derksen on FB

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  52. Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get to the other side lol!

    nicoalexaschwartz (at) yahoo.com
    Nico Schwartz FB

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  53. Q: What does Santa say while he works in his garden?

    A: Ho, ho, ho.

    -Chris Cardinal

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  54. What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?
    Nothing, it just let out a little whine.

    swirvin_be (at) yahoo.com

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  55. Q: Where does a King keep his armies?

    A: In his Sleevies!!

    Lashara

    lasharahutchison@yahoo.com

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  56. What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
    A dinosnore!

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  57. Q: What did one Math book say to another?

    A: Boy, do I have problems!

    Lashara

    lasharahutchison@yahoo.com

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  58. Why did the man with a pony tail go to see his doctor ?

    He was a little hoarse !

    earthyvalerie@hotmail.com

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  59. There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.

    Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

    geocricket AT gmail DOT com

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  61. A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

    The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

    The little girl replied, "My homework."

    nshender AT gmail DOT com

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  62. I love this one, clean... and so funny!

    My husband and I took out life insurance policies out on each other...now it's just a waiting game to see who goes first!
    b. dwyer

    ishok9@gmail.com kristina Churchill

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  63. What did the computer do at lunchtime?
    Had a byte!


    sheptv2@cox.net

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  64. - What colour is a burp?
    - Burple!

    hipmaman@hotmail.com

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  65. that is a sweet set :)

    have been wondering if you would ever consider making those lovely capes to match in kid sizes :) please?!

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  66. Q. Why did the tomato turn red?

    A. It saw the salad dressing!

    homeschoolmomoffive@yahoo.com

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  67. Q.What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

    A. A nervous wreck.

    mailtojanah@comcast.net

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  68. There was this little kid who had a bad habit of sucking his thumb. His mother finally told him that if he didn't stop sucking his thumb, he'd get fat.
    Two weeks later, his mother had her friends over for a game of bridge. The boy points to an obviously pregnant woman and says, "Ah, ha! I know what you've been doing!"

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  69. Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

    A. Polaroids.

    mailtojanah@comcast.net

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  70. why is 6 afraid of 7

    because 7 8 9....

    jboyer04@clearwire.net

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  71. okay, here's my second:

    Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

    A. Put a little boogey in it!


    homeschoolmomoffive@yahoo.com

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  72. Q: Where do ice cream cones go to school??

    A: SUNDAE school

    :)

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  73. This is my son's favorite knock knock joke. Keep in mind that he is three.

    Knock. Knock.
    Who's there?
    Cow says.
    Cow says who?
    No silly, cow says MOOOOO!

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  74. whats the best thing to put in a pie?

    A: A fork

    candy_mak at hotmail dot com

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  75. Love the outfit!
    This was my favourite joke when I started school (although I didn't understand it!)

    What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
    A nervous wreck!

    laura-jones@shaw.ca

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  76. I wanna enter. Here goes...

    What do you call someone who doesn't fart in public?

    A private tutor!! :-)

    cafemag@hotmail.com

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  77. Here is my 2nd entry...

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall.
    The one turns to the other and says, "Dam!".

    cafemag@hotmail.com

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  78. Why did the bowling pins stop working? Because they went on strike.

    Great giveaway! Hoping to win!
    kimandcurtis@sbcglobal.net

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  79. I can't remember any jokes. I've asked my two oldest kids (6 and 5) and their's aren't even jokes. My 2 year old says
    "knock, knock"
    "who's there?"
    "poopy"
    "poopy who?"
    "poopy diaper"

    My other kids die with laughter. Sorry, not a very good joke.

    kelli4cy@gmail.com

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  80. Okay....an oldie
    Why did the elephant cross the road?

    To see what was on the other side.

    Corny, but the only one I can think of right now.
    Thank you for the giveaway!

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